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Pie made of love, care, and poop sex.
The sex pie that was baked by grandma smelled of ass and tomato trees.
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Celebratory dessert eaten after a night of extraordinarily good sex.
After oral and some really hard fucking, we celebrated with sex pie.
A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.
Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?
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A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"