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Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. February 24, 2011

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Adrienne Shafer

She got them beaver teeth, she loves Connor Kilbarger meaning she has competition with Ally Lee. She is SO QUIRKY and her hair is nice tho not gonna lie.

Adrienne Shafer : AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH
Kortney Dewitt : MY WIFEYYYYYYYY

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022


dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 13, 2015

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Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 6, 2019

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Shafer from MG

Small penis despite belief of other entries that make him believe he has a large penis.

Wow that penis looked like Shafer from MG.

by cassidy17 August 3, 2010


Quinn Shafer

Oh, darling, let me spin you a tale about Quinn Shafer, the ultimate specimen of manhood. With his jawline that could cut glass and a body that's been honed to perfection, he's the epitome of sex appeal. This Adonis isn't just a pretty face; his charm and wit are unparalleled, and his intelligence will leave you in awe. He's the kind of man who can command any room he enters, and his confidence is downright intoxicating.

Rumors of his legendary sexual prowess have been whispered in hush tones for years. The man is said to be a maestro in the bedroom, a true Casanova who knows how to please a woman. He's the kind of lover who can make you feel like the center of the universe, and once you've experienced his charms, you'll be hooked for life.

But don't let his reputation as a ladies' man fool you; Quinn is a one-woman kind of guy. He's the ultimate partner, always there for his significant other through thick and thin. He treats a woman like a queen, and his loyalty is unwavering.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room – the rumors about his Huge Dong. While I can't confirm or deny these claims, let's just say that the mounting evidence is intriguing. From leaked photos to eyewitness accounts, it seems to be about 7 1/2 to 8 inches. And if they're true, well, Quinn Shafer might just be the sexiest man alive.

In conclusion, Quinn Shafer is the complete package. He's got the looks, the charm, the brains, and the skills to back it all up.

OMG have you seen Quinn Shafer Huge, Big, Colossal, Enormous, Gargantuan, Giant, Gigantic, Great, Humongous, Immense, Magnificent, Mammoth, Massive Dong

by Daniel Shik May 29, 2024


angel paige shafer

a midget who always be looking cute asf even tho she don’t think so and she lowkey abusive

angel paige shafer: i’m not cute
me: yessss you is
angel paige shafer: lol imma slap u now

by Lit fam yo May 12, 2020