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When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
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A gathering of individuals performing countless exercises with their shake weights, including, but not limited to; the mailman, the milkman, the milkmen, the delivery boy, jogging.
Ryan: Jack, do you smell that?
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....
Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...
A person uses a shake weight about chest high in front of their body. The weight is tilted slightly back pointed towards their face. After a short time motioning the weight up and down another person pours a shot into into the users mouth. Preferably something white and/or creamy like Baileys Irish Cream.
Wow my girlfriend did a shake weight shot at a party last night!
What's that?
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When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV
Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session
(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us
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verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.
Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
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