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When you fuck a girl in the pussy so hard she can taste your cock
I'm going to Shaquille you so hard tonight
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Extremely attractive Black guy with a huge dick. Often women urge to suck them dry on site
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Who picks his bogeys and flicks it on people, smells like cheese and watches tiny pop
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while finger banging a girl take your hand out and place it in a tub or ICY HOT or squirt some from a tube onto your hand and proceed to finger slam your partner. we are sure she will squeal from delight.(you may also use any similar products i.e. bengay, biofreeze)
Guy - Yeah so I gave my girlfriend the shaquille o'squeal this weekend, needless to say she loved it.
Guy 2 - I know I could hear her squeal from down the hall.
A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.
Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?
You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.
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--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
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A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.
Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.
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