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The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?
(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
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When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
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A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.
The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.
Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
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When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
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eating pussy while the girl is on her period
I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!
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A shark attack is between a man and a woman, when they are watching a movie or some sort of other entertainment. during this entertainment the two shark specimens engage in some sort of sexual activity, the male shark attacks the female shark thus making the female shark moan.hence, resulting in a successful shark attack.
girl shark: OOOHHHHH!;D
girlfriend: deengg baby, that was an amazing shark attack last night, lets have another real soon!=
boyfriend: ah yesss, anytime:
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The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.
Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
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