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A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!
Person 2: Right on Bro!
Person 3 : That's disgusting.
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When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.
Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
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Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.
"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"
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When during sexual intercourse right before you cum on the face you step back anywhere between 3-5 feet and piss and ejaculate at the same time so it add more pressure to the cumshot
"Bro last night I gave this fat bitch a Maryland sharpshooter"
Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.
Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.
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A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.
Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?
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The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
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