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When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle
Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle
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The substance emitted during the act of sharting
After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.
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When you startle someone so hard, they shart. May occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.
"RIP Shartle 2014"
"Dude, I shartled so hard yesterday."
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When you have to shit in a bag because your to obese to shit in a toilet
Get me a Wallgreens bag, I need to shartle!
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Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself
Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.
To have a HUGE shart mixed with green and yellow. Also a term used to say you sharted before getting to the toilet.
My son told me that he shartled later on after eating corn and guacamole.