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to sheat;
or sheating;
this occurs when you are eating but have to take a shit at the same time. shit + eat = sheat. this generally doesn't feel very good.
"dude, i was out to dinner with my girlfriend last night and i was sheating the whole time!"
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The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...
I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.
Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.
"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."
A gay man cheating on his boyfriend with a woman.
“dude, ben is sheating on you!”
(heartstopper)
When it's Halloween and you're trick or treating and you are too impatient to wait to eat candy at home, so you just start eating candy while walking.
I think I'm gonna have to start sheating. These Skittles are too tempting.