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The act of punching ones cervix.
Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?
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When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
A Sheffield Shuffle is an attack move that Sean Bean does when attacking his spouse. Usually involved a spin and a right hook. Occurs after a few pints of Stella
Wife: Sean, have you brought in the trash?
Sean: No!
Wife: Well do it!
Sean: Take this! *Sheffield Shuffle*
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The belief that Sheffield, England is actually the true north pole of the planet, enabling people from Sheffield to call everybody else in the world Southerners (a foul slur indeed).
Me: Newcastle? Filthy Southerner!
Geordie: But we're way more north than you!
Me: You've never heard of Sheffield North, then
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Located in the lovely area known as the Berkshires, Sheffield is an amazing land. Known for it's many (way to many) antique shops. We also have a big elm tree somewhere that apperently is the towns livelyhood, but no one really knows where the fuck it is. With a population of 3,335, about 3,000 of that is made up of annoying weekend New Yorkers that steal our toilet paper and take pictures of our leaves. The locals drink alot of beer and shoot alot of things, and we sure are proud of it. Sheffield also has a variety of strangely named roads, which makes our town very proud. With names such as "Bow Wow" "Ranapo" and "Polikoff", theres no denying you're in Sheffield!
woaaah you're from Sheffield, MA the place with the big elm tree? Mint!
Polikoff? What the fuck is a polikoff? We must be in Sheffield!
The most successful Ice hockey team in British history, now ask the manager to define 'wage cap' ;)
And Sheffield Steelers beat the Panthers *again*!
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The only uni in Sheffield. There's something else that claims to be a uni, but it's full of cousin fucking dimwits.
It's all city based so be prepared to get mown down by cars whose drivers are so deficient in mental capacity that they cannot read basic road signs.
The Diamond is a piece of shit. Don't believe the hype. The people running it don't even know how to set the inside temperature..............
Overall, a great place to study, have a blast, and party if the coons from Hallam uni aren't fucking dying in the Students Union.
Student 1: I love being at uni.
Student 2: Cool, Hallam?
Student 1: No, University of Sheffield
Student 2: Oh.
Student 1: You're a retard aren't you?
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