Shelved

To discontinue all further communications with a person.

I cant beleive Hamish just did that.

...Shelved

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Shelved

The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..

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shelves

A womans breasts, shelves bieng plural for both

So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her

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Shelve

1.To put a person that is unworthy of respect out of your mind completely.
2. To accidently(or intensionally) forget about an engagement that you should've have attended.

"Pete... why don't you just shelve that bitch. She's not worth it."

"Damn! I was supposed to go to that interpol show last night but I had to shelve it because trish was going also."

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shelving

1. When a fat man is fucking a skinny woman from the back but has to "shelf"(rest) his stomach on her ass or lower back

2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table

Example 1. Tom: Dang, Sheryl must have serious back problems!
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.

Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.

(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)

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Shelving

An Australian colloquial term coined in Wagga Wagga, N.S.W defining a hand action produced when listening to heavy metal music, particularly during an epic guitar solo.

The shelving action references the putting of drugs in ones anus. It is performed by holding the palm of your hand upright, with fingers elongated and violently thrusting your arms back and forth.

Contrary to popular thought the shelf is actually a sign of adoration for a band, and its use has subsequently spread across Australia, and across genres.

Chris was so into the metal music he couldn't help himself. He raised his arms in the air and thrusted it back and forward violently. There was no metal horns to be seen though, all his fingers were stretched straight out.

"Shelve it!" He yelled...

"Whats that?" replied a fellow metal head.

"It shelving!" Chris said enthusiastically.

Soon everyone was shelving along to the bands.

The guitarist spurred on by the crowds response ripped out an amazing shred solo...

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shelves

o please just someone i can be weak with without being called a loser!

because people are not gods or sit on superior shelves.

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