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A very cute and lovable dog, but also hogs the fucking covers all night
Friend: "I love your shih tzu! I would love a dog like that."
Me: "Well, do you want a furry friend that doesn't let you keep warm at night?"
A deceiving face that pisses everywhere in your home. Looks like Falcor (never ending story) when shaved.
Why does the house smell funny......oh there's pee stains over here.....the shih tzu did it
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an uncircumsized penis which, because of its extranious layers of skin, resembles the dog of the same name.
Man, all guys in the UK (except for the British Jews) have shih-tzus.
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Pronounced (hoe-lee SHEET-sue)
n. Expression of surprise.
Holy Shih-Tzu! Look at that dog’s balls, their huge.
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Shih Tzu is another term for shit.
It is also small cute breed of dog.
Also the name of a band, 'Kinza And The Shih Tzus', with the number one album 'For Those Who are Shih Tzus, We Salute You'.
The band was started on the outskirts of London, inspired by the large eyed, silky haired dog. The band members are the lead singer and lyracist Kinza, other lyracist and back up singer Ruth and the second back up singer and drummer Millie.
Guy sneeks up on friend.
Guy: BOO!
Friend: Ahh! You scared the shih tzu outta me!
Guy: Sorry! Hey, do you wanna check out Kinza And The Shih Tzus tonight? They're performing at 9:00.
Friend: Sure! I love their song 'SOS Please Save Our Shih Tzus'. Their lyrics, based on animal testing are so deep.
Can I bring my shih tzu, Popo, along too?
Guy: Okay!
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An excuse to pull yourself from saying the S-word.
U DUM PIECE O' SHIT! ZU! SHIH TZU!
To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.
'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.
'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.