shimmy

To shimmy; To climb up something using ones arms and shins, or to perform a trick during a football match (known as soccer in deprived countries such as the U.S., where they only play non-contact sports) where the performer feints to move in one direction while taking the ball in another direction. p.s. sports where the player uses a helmet or padding are classed as non contact.

The crackhead shimmied up the drainpipe into the open window on the first floor.
He wants to shimmy the defender.
Peter Crouch shimmied past the Ecuadorian defender. It resembled an iceskating giraffe.

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Shimmi

Uncircumcised, little wiener, often smaller than 2 inches hard

Did you see that mans shimmi, he's got a chode!

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shimmied

To get shafted or done wrong.

He shimmied me, he didn't give me enough money.

shimmy

A song by System of A Down.

shimmy, shimmy, shimmy till the break of dawn! YEAH!

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shimmy

booty, ass

"shimmy shimmy ya, ohhh baby i like it raw" -ODB, Wu-Tang

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Shimmi

Shimmi Updatree

That’s Shimmi,

Shimmi Updstree.
... avocado saamiiich!

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Shimmied

To be in a state of total degeneracy as a result of alcohol and or drugs. You generaly act like a mutt and stumble uncontrolably resulting in taunts from on lookers and or the lia.

Look at that dude he is totally shimmied, what a degenerate mutt.

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