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The point of intoxication where ones state of mind makes them believe that they are actually in the movie pirates of the caribbean
dude i was so shipwrecked last night when someone said wheres the rum, i actually thought i was in pirates of the caribbean
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When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.
After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic
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dank marijuana strain
100% sativa
hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?
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Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.
"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"
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I woke up in the morning like a shipwreck, Broken mast and dead seaman everywhere
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A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.
That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!
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Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere
"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"
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