shipwrecked

Finding one's self on the toilet, finished with business and without toilet paper.

"Dude!"... "Dude?" "Dude I'm totally shipwrecked in here, man....Can you slide some napkins under the door or something?"

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Shipwreck

A state of body (see example)

I woke up in the morning like a shipwreck, Broken mast and dead seaman everywhere

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shipwreck

1. when a person tries to go on you or jone you and it's not a good one so then you say "SHIPWRECK"

2. a good jone

EX. 1. someone says a jone

Boy: haha you just got fried like fried chicken
*awkward silence*

Boy 2: SHIPWRECK

EX.2.

Boy: i cant believe that she joned me

Boy 2: aw no! she shipwrecked you!

Boy: yeah man.

Boy 2: How Bad?

Boy: like titanic.

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Shipwreck

A woman that looks good from the neck down, but could sink a ship from the neck up.

That woman has a nice body from the back, but when she turned around.....BANG! Shipwreck!

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ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

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Shipwreck

a huge amount of semen all over the other person.

"Dude, I totally shipwrecked that bitches face!"

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Shipwreck

A turd that is so large that part of it is exposed out of the water

After eating the porterhouse, I had a shipwreck turd

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