shirtie

one who always wears a shirt because they are embarrassed by the way they look especially while swimming.

Look at the shirtie in the pool!!!

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Shirty McSame

Someone who seems to wear the same outfit, to the same places, on a regular basis.

"Did you see Cheesman last night?? I think he wore that shirt again, to North Beach."

"No way - you can't be serious."

"Yep, Shirty McSame needs a trip to The Gap"

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Shirty McIron

The name given to men, especially those of scottish origin, who leave a party early to go home. The implication being that the man would prefer to go home and do the ironing than hang out with his mates.

Stu! Don't go home again! Iron your shirts another day! I am changing your name to Shirty McIron.

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Shirty-bae

A way of intimately addressing a friend that you may as well be in a platonic relationship with.

Declan: "How are you doing shirty-bae?"
Air: "Hi shirty, I'm good. You're looking so swagalicious in that turtle neck you Twink."