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This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.
Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?
Mexican How meng?
Jared: To get to the other side!
Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!
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When you forget to do something or go somewhere because your high, then you asked to do something.
Guy 1: lets go somewhere
Guy 2: im too high dude, but ok
An hour and two biffs later...
Guy 1: come on, are we going then?
Guy 2: shit, yeah man, lets go
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Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.
man 1: Hey, where are you going?
man 2: I've got man shit to do.
man 1: What's man shit?
man 2: Punching people, running the country... y'know, man shit.
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man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.
Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."
L'il Timmy- "man, shit"
Richard-"tommy your mom has died"
Tommy- "man, shit"
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1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.
Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.
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Material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
When emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-shit. Preached by a select few from Central Massachusetts, the term man-shit was first used to define associations between men after it was introduced into the American lexicon by the Bad Boys film series.
"This ain't gay shit, it's man-shit."
"That was a rough day friend, we need some man-shit."
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A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys
Son, that's Man-shit, She'll kill your ass. Leave her for a real man to take care of
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