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Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.
You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.
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You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye
Yo i shit cum her mom last night
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A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
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use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*
1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
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Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.
Tastes like cinnamon.
"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."
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The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.
Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred
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