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When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser
man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.
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when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower
No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower
A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
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Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
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to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
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when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass
running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower
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The act of someone shitting all over someones face/head/back/neck/mouth for reasons of either pure revenge of some guy taking your girl or if someone is sick enough to want you to do that during sexual encounters.
After we beat him senseless for the disgrace, we all gave him a shit shower
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