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Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter April 30, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 5, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Chat.

Basically just when somebody talks shit about someone or multiple peoples with someone else.

i walked in on my mom shitchatting with my grandma about how ratchet she is.

Girls who Shit Chat. obviously have nothing better to do.

by the buggg October 19, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit chatting

casual gossip, talking shit about other people

Kat and I were shit chatting about Lanelle, and didn't even realize she was in the next room.

by Mariposa Grande May 2, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


chatting shit

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.

1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'

by adi bull February 12, 2004

61๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


chat shit

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

by gypsy dave March 29, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely

Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"

by Beester January 20, 2006

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