shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.

Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!

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shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

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shit in someone's hand

Verb. To betray someone.

I thought he was an ally, but Hitler shat in my hand and invaded my Western border.
-Stalin (rough translation)

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shit in your hand

to inconvenience someone

I don't mean to shit in your hand, but could you stop and buy some milk on your way home from work.

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shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

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shit in your hands and clap

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.

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