To deficate in one's pillow case as a result of a previous altercation.
You've just been King shit'd
by Laddy!
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Taking the Biggest Shit Ever
"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy
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To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.
The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.
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Dewey............................. . . . . .of course its dewey cuz dewey is the coolest
you are such a king shit...
thank u king shit
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When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.
John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.
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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded forβ¦
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. Itβs got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
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