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A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.
A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.
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Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.
Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."
Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."
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To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
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An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
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A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.
Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"
Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'
Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"
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Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.
Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."
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an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.
Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!
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