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Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!
one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
"ooh,he's a right shit pipe sheriff that one is."
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an asshole filled with cum also referred to as dirt-pipe milkshake.
Joe's girlfriend Mary told him to cum in her ass and make her a shit-pipe chowder
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The nasty shit that comes out of your hash/weed/oil pipe as your blowing to clean out and sprays all over your girlfriend while she's masturbating.
There I was getting off beside him and what do you know, he ended up blowing his load of pipe shit all over me.
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A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!