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a shit made into paste then farted on
also known ass sfap
you smell like a shit fart ass paste
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you smell lika sfap
An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
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A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).
Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.
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Term you use to call someone who is being annoying or just stupid
"Dont talk to me you shit ass" or "Oh man i hit my head" you should have ducked you shitass!"
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a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine
"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."
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The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
“Shit fuck ass bitch.”
*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
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1. A hillbilly term used to define someone undesirable.
2. Also can refer to someone's ass, when covered in shit.
1.
Jethro: Bill Bob come over here and help me plant some of these Bush for president signs over yander!
Billy Bob: I'm in the union, I'm voting Democratic.
Jethro: Well Shit! Yer nothin' but a shit ass demoncrat!
2. When I crapped my pants at walmart, everyone said I had a shit ass.
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