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square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
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The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
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(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
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Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
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Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
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