Shit and Walk Away

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.

I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.

Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit