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1. A japanese mushroom
2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you
Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
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damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?
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Slang for a small penis.
"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
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To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut
Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.
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At least three American reality tv shows watched back to back with two or more friends in attendance.
Hey Carl, text Edna to meet at your place for the bukakke shitake tonight. There are three back to back episodes of Jersey Shore and then we can watch two episodes of Big Brother.
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When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.
Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.
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the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T
THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS