shitass

A renowned speedrunner and is in fact the best Minecraft player in our universe. Many people challenge his presence but are left in shambles after experiencing a moment of his power.

"You saw the video about Dream battling shitass?"
"Yeah, shitass fucking destroyed him!"

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Shitass

Shitass is a biblical Minecraft character of the generations

Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed-bridge? Stupid bitch. HIJHUIGGtYEFGOUJH. Now you try. UR BAAAADD. UR BADDDDD YOU FUCKIN SUCK AISFUHSJQ

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shitass

The one and only minecraft god.

typickle:"hey shitass,wanna see me speedrun?''

*proceeds to speedrun to the End*

shitass:*flies into typicle with an elytra*

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shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

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Shitass

A well-known popular Minecraft pro that rose to fame in October 2020. He's often found destroying sweaty Minecraft speedrunners with terrible mics. He's often asked by them if he wants to see them perform a speedrun or some other type of challenge, just for Shitass to do the same thing, but way better.

Dream: HEY, SHITASS!!! WANNA WATCH ME SPEEDRUN?!?!
Dream : *Runs all over the map while breathing heavily into the mic & beating on his keyboard*
Shitass: *Defeats the Ender Dragon before Dream even enters the End*

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Shitass

God of Minecraft

Guy 1: Technoblade is the god of Minecraft
Guy 2: Noooo screw you!!!! Dream is Minecraft god
Intellectual: Bruh, its shitass
*Guy 1 and 2 proceed to cry*

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Shitass

He who has served as the 28th governor of Oklahoma since January 2019.

Shitass has a tendency to utilize dis- and misinformation campaigns to justify his decisions and actions to his constituents.