The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"
We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
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1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.
2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.
1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo
Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.
2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!
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A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.
that's not football, that's shitball.
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An overwhelming feeling above any others you may have previously experienced
Holy Shitballs!!!! I got free tickets to go see slayer live in concert!!!!!!!
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often followed by !!!, SHITBALLS can be used as an exclamation for anything.
Me: SHITBALLS!!! That kid is really ugly
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When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.
OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shitballs.
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The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.
"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"
"Have you been shitballing again?"
"You better believe it."
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