Shitbox

A vehicle that is an unfun EV pod or economy focused point A to point B driver. Japanese brands are perfect for adding the shitbox moniker to as they are slow and primarily driven by Boomers/misinformed Gen X drivers or bugmen incels who think they're Takumi from Initial D

Look at this nerd lil Timmy driving his shitbox gr86/BRZ/miata thinking he's Takumi getting GAPPED

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a very old and slow computer

'let me try and print from this shitbox'

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A garage engineered, junkyard supercar.

Marc shoved a 600 hp big block in his 88 f150 and kept everything else stock, you don't need brakes to go fast anyways, he's got himself a real shitbox

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Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

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Any apartment in Manhattan less than 400 sqft, for which you are paying more than $1250.

I make 80 grand, but all I can afford is this shitbox near the entrance to the Jersey turnpike.

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Shitbox

i.e. a Hot Wheels Regular Treasure Hunt

Describes the cars in the Regular Treasure Hunt Series released by Hot Wheels.

Davit: "I went into Wal-Mart this morning and the pegs were plump full!"

Si: "What did you find?"

Davit: "I saw the green stripe and got all excited just to find out it was just a shitbox."

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The cat's litter box

Geesh dude, that Shitbox stinks!!!!

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