Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

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Shitcake

A cake that looks delicious from the outside, but once you cut into it, you find it is full of fecal matter.

I thought it was going to be nice and sweet but it's just a shitcake.

Shitcake

The icing of a poplar Vietnamese cake used traditionally in the celebratory semester of a wedding

The two chefs went out to their local shops to find some "shitcake" to later use for icing the wedding cake.

Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

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shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!

omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!

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icing on the shitcake

Slang phrase to describe a difficult circumstance when there is some element of sweet positivity that exists despite the cake being entirely made of shit.

Although she had just totaled my car, she was endlessly polite, sorry, cooperative and insured and I guess this felt like icing on the shitcake.

pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like

anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

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