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Shitehawk

a person who looks for trouble, or
a complete bastard.

a horrible thing that will peck off your face.

by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

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Shitehawk

The pterodactyls of the coast, the steely-eyed vermin of the beaches, the sods who've plucked an ice cream out of my hands - seagulls.

Whoa, Fred, what's that trying to make off with your sandwiches?
That's a bloody shitehawk - get away, you bugger!

by Gassi The Cat June 1, 2011

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Shitehawk

One who takes a voyeuristic interest in other misfortune.

Those who slow down when driving past an accident in order to gawk at the carnage.

"Look at those shitehawks chasing the ambulance."

by Oz Geordie November 4, 2011

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Bombay Shitehawk

Not unlike the common shitehawk, but of a much higher eschelon. Often regarded as king of shitehawkery.

Not only are you a shitehawk, youre a fucking bombay shitehawk.

by michael1984 November 25, 2005

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Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

by John Lennob November 19, 2006

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Soy-fed shitehawks

A certain type of 'Woke' social media commenter who looks for celebrity accounts who dare to contravene whatever moral boundary they favour and seeks to gain recognition and moral standing for admonishing said celebrity, despite their complete irrelevance in relation to said celebrity.

All those soy-fed shitehawks queuing up to scream about how "irrelevant" @JohnCleese honestly don't see how utterly moronic they look right now. Irrelevance is now being mentioned by thousands. Imagine that.

by limbo90 November 27, 2020


Shitehawk

A name given to the Black Kite bird by British soldiers in India during the Raj due to the predatory and aggressive way it would steal food from their hands. Seagulls, the terror of the seaside, are also known as shitehawks, for same reason.

"Blimey Bert, that shitehawks only gone and nabbed me bully beef"

'Fucksake Liam, that shitehawks had me bastard chips"

by June 6, 2023