Shitiful

A cross between pitiful and shit. Usually used to describe a sporting teams effort.

Kieran: Did you see the Bulls last night?
Carl: No, how did they go?
Kieran: Oh, they lost be 30, they were shitiful

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Shity Rail

1. (noun) The colloquial name associated with NSW Transit Authority - Rail Corporation, formally know as City Rail.

2.(noun) An unreliable means of transportation. Travel is generally thought to be by rail but can be changed without notice. Travel can also be suspended without notice. Commuters are also subjected to the whims of the mood of the day of the current guard/announcer. Drivers stop at designated stations if they feel like it. Air conditioning? What air conditioning.

Announcer: We appear to be having technical difficulties. This service will be delayed. We appreciate you patience in this matter.
Commuter: Just another pleasant hold-up proudly brought to you by Shity Rail.

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Shity worker

A shity worker is another name for a city worker, because they always do a shity job and are known to be lazy and take advantage of company time.

Damn them shity workers are always taking a break.

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shity book

Also known as Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book

Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.

1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.

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Shiti Field

In 2009 the New York Mets baseball club opened up a new stadium. Due to the poor quality of the design and the fact that the Mets are known for being a second rate team that chokes every year to the Phillies or any other team, the stadium was named Shiti Field. The idea is to reflect this shiti nature of the team.

Fan 1: I am going to see the Mets play at their new ballpark.

Fan 2: Oh Shiti Field. I went there already and saw them lose 15-1

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shity cock

one who has shit on his cock

have you seen shity cock

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