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Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu
Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate
Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.
Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...
Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.
I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.
From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........
FEAR MY WOOD.
Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.