Shlick

When fingers get shoved up ones asshole in a swimming pool or out of water with out the receivers previous knowledge.

I just shlicked Bork so hard she almost shit blood.

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Shlick-Fest

The last weekend of summer holidays before school begins again. The objective being to drink yourself stupid and vaugely remember it being fun when the hang over dies.

"School starts monday, happy shlick-fest fuckers!"

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Shlick and Shlam

A toasted sandwich containing 1 slice of cheese beneath 1 slice of ham.

Lachlan and Jack ate a Shlick and Shlam for lunch over the sunset.

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shlicka shlicka shlick

An onomatopoeia for the noise made during female masturbation, implying the motion of fingers sliding inside rapidly. The female counterpart to fap fap fap

liek omg Andersoon Cooper is liek so totally HOT HE JUST MAKES ME NEED TO CUM RIGHT NOW *shlicka shlicka shlick*

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Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.

Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

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Doo-doo Shlick

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.

Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!