shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

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shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

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shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

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Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

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shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

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shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute