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A child who is literally incapable of doing anything for themselves, to the point where it is physically painfull for all those around them. All they do is play fortnite and ask their mom for snacks.
My little brother is such a Shlub, he can’t even bother to tie his shoes and he’s 12.
Quit being a Shlub, get off your ass, and go get your own damn juice box.
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A person on the internet who doesn't understand the joke; primarily used in social media
person 1 "This joke is offensive should be taken down" person 2 "no Shlub be quite"
Someone who you don’t want around like a fatty nub on the end of your steak
Dude Morgan is such a Shlub he is always licking my dog!
An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.
"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"
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