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The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.
I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
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To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
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When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.
I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.
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Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret
Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..
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The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously
I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.
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The act of drinking beyond hammered.
Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)
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Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!
Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.
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