shmee

another word for "oh no"

"Shmee! There is a burning bag of hawthorne heights (dog feces) on my porch!"

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shmee

adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)

"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"

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shmee

Someone who is quite cute, very lovable, and bashful at times. A shmee can be your best friend, boyfriend, or small dog. Shmee's can be stinky little guys and tend to blame his/her stink on others. Everyone has a shmee in their lives.

Used in a sentence. "You're such a schmee" or "Hey guys! Look at that schmee" "shmee, i love you"

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shmee

a sound to indicate huge excitement.

me:shmee! i heard the most amazing thing yesterday!
friends: what??!!

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shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

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shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

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shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

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