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snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively
Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house
A word you say when you are disappointed or mad insted of using darn or s***.
"Did you bring the cokes?"
"Shnarts! I forgot them!"
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When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.
(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
A fine gift of god, when you sneeze and it causes you to unleash the rectal gates of hell.
jimmy: help i shnarted
teacher: what