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The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted
Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces
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A very popular Russian cartoon.
Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"
Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
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smol snek that looks like a shoelace
he silently judges u
beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren
if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'
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When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.
"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
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The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.
They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
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You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.
People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.
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