The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.
He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.
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The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.
After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.
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1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored
1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.
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To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
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The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.
I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.
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v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.
Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.
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An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.
Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!
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