Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

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Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

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shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

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Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

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shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.

One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.

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Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

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shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

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