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A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for
Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!
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An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.
You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.
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Part of Speech: Adjective
When one desires to shoot their dick off due to emotional turbulence. This follows the notion that the only proper healthy response to emotional pain is physical pain of great magnitude.
"Fuck I lost my vape, I'm gonna shoot my dick off. I'm feeling dick-shooty."
lil' shooty is a bad ass mo fo from Dirty Money Island. Aint afraid to give no one a Des Moines Diaper OR a Superman. IF you ever shooted at lil' shooty, you aint readin this cuz lil' shooty shooted you, dawg!
Rap Lyrics by lil'shooty:"Better not be talkin that smack, lil'shooty pop a cap in yo ass"
li'shooty:"Yeah, I gave that bi*ch a superman, and then I diapered her ass Des Moines style, yo!"
you:"did she like it?"
lil shooty: "dunno, she shooted at me so...."
you: Oh, lil' shooty!
A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically
Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.
The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.
You missed again...shooty pooty!
Shooty Pooty, you lost.
(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.
this is the girl that you see that makes you say "oh shoot!" and you desire her to be your "boo."
she is THAT girl. She is fine and i want to make her mine.
look at that shooty boo over there...dang girl...SHOOTY BOO! im about to ask her out..
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