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Fat Kid Shorts

Most commonly jean shorts that are worn below the waste however not as far as wigger level, simply lazzily and finish at about the ankles. Obviously worn by overweight males, normally caucasin children.

Dude, that kid over there is wearing Fat Kid Shorts, u can't even see his ankels just his ass and shoes.

by Jeremy Becker March 17, 2007

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Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more

Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.

by JDMF March 7, 2024


Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021


Slap short kids

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021


strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 10, 2007


YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023


Short bus kid

1. Retarded children or mentally disabled child

Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!

by Typhoon suey May 30, 2024