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February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*
Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF
Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2
The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.
Me: Hey you know what today is?
Under 5’5 person: huh?
Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.