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Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
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What happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.
Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!
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To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.
Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.
When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.
I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.
The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
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A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
"Happy shot in the face day gary!"
Non consensual shooting of a load to the face or eye area.
Shot ya in the face:
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,