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After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.
'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'
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Taco meat that comes out your but
I had tacos for dinner now im the toliet with the shreddies guess thats leftovers for tmorrow
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Large, friendly, furry animal known to giggle incessantly. Became extinct because it had no known skills. The final known Yeti died of peanut allergies after being shot by a security guard with a paintball gun.
Wow, man, you are as worthless as Shreddi the Yeti
big wheaty chunks of horribleness falling out of an unclean vagina
i just took chelseas knickers off and a load of giney shreddies fell out, shes a ming queen !
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When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
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A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.
"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"
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shreddies are the best mother fricken cereal in the whole universe. you hungry? shreddies. you depressed? shreddies. you lonely and want to be loved? shreddies.
“hey man what you doing?”
“SHREDDIES”