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Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan
They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*
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When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it
“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”
“He’s got such a shrimp dick”
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An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!
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That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.
Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow
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Jesse Guzman Try To Play A Girl And Got Played And They Found Out He Had A Shrimps Dick Shrimp Dick
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When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat
Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle
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