Bumched Shrit

1. An article of apparel that has become unsightly due to having gotten in the way of a guitra starp.
2. A shrit that has the state of being bumched.
3. An ongoing meh-meh on TDPRI that has reached legendary status due to its association with elevator riding bodybuilders, and oddly obscure tools no one can name.

I have a bumched shrit.

Shrit

A shrit has two hole, cause of the same logic as a straw has one hole.

Ethan: a shrit has four holes brian: no you dipshit It has just two holes

Shrit

To discourage, tease, or to cause pain

Imma shrit you after I'm done shriting your shirt

Shrit

You done goofed. You've been updogged and henweighed. #shrit #goofed #saloon

Thomas shut me down and I'm a Shrit head